My Dear Zombies,
I write this for you. It is my heartfelt desire that you read this letter, so that perhaps you may finally come to realize yourself, to understand who you really are in this world. In so doing, may you realize that you are capable of changing yourself, to become a being who truly cares, so that together we may work to free all the other zombies, and create a world that is best for all life.
If, upon reading this list of questions I have prepared you, you find yourself answering ‘yes’ to one or more, you must realize that you my friend, are mind controlled. Not to panic, there are many just like you in this world, unaware of themselves… all living in self-interest. Much work has already been done to provide support specifically for cases like yours. May you take hold of this crucial opportunity… while you have the chance.
In All Sincerity,
William
The Official Zombie Questionnaire
Do you believe in the boogie man?
Do you believe that some being is going to save you?
Do you think you are special?
Are you afraid of who you would be if you were absolutely honest with yourself always?
Do you ever find yourself, not being yourself?
Do you ever hide behind a false personality?
Do you believe you are superior or inferior to any other beings?
Do you hear voices in your head?
Do you fear losing any personal possessions?
Do you ever wonder, or get concerned about what other people think about you?
Do you ever compare yourself to others, or judge anyone in any way?
Do you ever judge yourself?
Do you ever have secret thoughts about another person?
Do you have any personal beliefs or opinions?
Do you hold value in memories of past experiences?
Do you blame anyone for bad experiences in your life?
Do you ever get angry, upset, depressed, worried or lonely?
Do you think Love and Happiness are the primary goals in life?
Do you believe you will ascend to a higher realm when you die?
Do you allow your body to breathe for you, without your active participation in each breath?
Do you believe you can never change yourself?
Do you believe the world is just fine the way it is?
If you have answered yes to any of the preceding questions and suspect that you yourself may be a mind controlled Zombie, DO NOT PANIC! There is plenty of help and support available for you at Eqafe.com
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